My sister got a puppy.
Me: After looking at David’s pictures of the dog, I’ve decided it’s probably a very good thing that I’ve yet to actually see your puppy… I may steal him whenever I actually meet him. He makes me want a puppy. And I don’t even like dogs, aside from Sasha and Angel.
Racheal: well let me fix this desire for you… he woke me up like every half hour or so by biting my face, he keeps pottying on my bed and floor, he cries when i shower, and he ate some of his ball so he keeps throwing up nothing. he’s a monster.
Me: My desire = no more. Thanks!
Samson
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